I'm just an ordinary guy in an ordinary world dealing with extraordinary situations!
I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified, multicultural, postmodern, deconstructionist, politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing and the downside of upgrading, I'm a hi tech lowlife, a cutting edge state of the art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a Gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school. My inner child is out worth bound. I'm hot wired, heat seeking, warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the 8 ball, ahead of the curve, riding away, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message and off drugs. I have no need for coke and speed. I've got no words for engine purge. I'm in the moment, over the edge, on the top but under the radar. Hi concept, low profile, medium ranged ballistic missionary. A streetwise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing, big foot, slam dunk, rainmaker with a proactive outrage. A raging workaholic. A
working rage-a-holic. Out of rehab and IN denial. I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant AND a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dump me down, 'cause I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an Alpha Male on Beta Blockers. I'm a nonbeliever and an overachiever. Laid back, but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintainance. Super sized, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready and built to last. I'm a hands on foot, loosening jerk head case. Prematurely post-traumatic AND I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm heeling, I'm sharing, a supporting, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up, I take a
short position, I'm a long bond and my revenues dreams has it's own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F word in my email and my software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft
porn. I bought a microwave in a mini mall, I bought a minivan in a mega store, I eat fast food in a slow lane, I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated,
freeze-dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed AND I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean, cock locked and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, go with the flow, I ride with tide, I've got glide in my stride. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, driving and grooving, waging and winning. I don't snooze so I don't loose, I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road, I party hardy and lunchtime is crunch time. I'm hanging in, there is no doubt, I'm hanging tough, OVER AND OUT!
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Be afraid... Be VERY afraid!
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